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JOKES!
What goes up a fruit and comes down a
vegetable?
A
tomato…it goes up as a tomato,
but it comes down
as a squash!
What do you eat at a church supper?
Hymn-burgers!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy!
How did Ronald McDonald celebrate his
engagement to Wendy?
He gave her an onion
ring!
What is green with red spots?
A pickle with
measles!
What is blue and goes up and down?
A blueberry in
an elevator!
Why doesn’t the corn like the farmer?
Because he picks their
ears!
What type of cheese do dogs like on
their pizza?
Mutts-erella!
What is yellow and goes click-click?
A ballpoint
banana!
What type of fruit steals honey?
Yogi Pear!
What kind of cake do you get at an
all-you-can-eat cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why did the orange stop in the middle
of the road?
Because he ran
out of juice!
Why did the tomato get
hit by the car?
It couldn’t
ketchup!
Why did the boy close the refrigerator
door?
He didn’t want
to see the salad dressing!
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of
slippers!
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